5 Phrases and Script
Phrases --
1.) Old Man : My grandson threw rocks at ducks.
2.) Baker Lady : Are you helping your mother stock the shelves?
3.) Professor : It's really only approachable from the front.
4.) Justin
: Are you groping the air?
Me:
Nuuuuuuuuu! I'm flexing my fingures, darnit! D:<
5.)
Me : ugh... it tastes........ it tastes green..........
Script -- 
Title
: The taste of Green!
Characters
: Jenna, Cassie, and Rei
Phrase
: ugh... it tastes........ it
tastes green..........
Jenna and Cassie are
at the kitchen counter making Green Tea.
Jenna : 
Soooooooo how is it?
Cassie : 
-sips green tea- 
Ugh... It tastes........ It tastes green..........
Jenna : 
What
does green taste like?
Cassie : 
Like this. 
-points at cup-
Jenna : 
That doesn't tell me what green tastes like....
Cassie : 
Yes it does!
Jenna : 
No it doesn't!
Cassie : 
It does too!
Jenna : 
Then describe what green tastes like.
Cassie : 
Like this tea 
-points at cup again-
Jenna :
Green doesn't have a taste!
Cassie : 
Sure it does!
Jenna : 
Explain it then.
Cassie : 
I uhhhh...... I don't know how to.......
Jenna : 
But you just said it tasted green.
Cassie : 
It does.....
Jenna : 
That makes no sense.......
Cassie : 
It makes perfect sense.
Jenna : 
I feel like this conversation is running in circles......
Cassie : 
No, that's your imagination. This conversation is curved......
like.... Oh! Like a rainbow!
Jenna : 
Oh and I suppose it's colourful too?
Cassie :
     
                                                                     
                                                                     
         Yep. That's why the tea tastes green. It came from the
rainbow!
Jenna : 
o.o
Cassie : 
Yeah!
Somebody drained green from a rainbow and poured it into green tea!
That's why it tastes green! I'm a genius!
Jenna : 
Sure you are........
Cassie : 
-stares into the liquid in the cup- 
Hmmmmmmmm..........
Jenna : 
What
now?
Cassie : 
I'm trying to figure out the taste of green.....
Jenna : 
But you just said it tastes like the green part of a rainbow!
Cassie :
Did I now?
Jenna : 
Oh my god! Somebody! Anybody! Make it stop!
Rei : 
-Rei walks into the room- 
What are you guys doing?
Cassie :
Debating over what the colour green tastes like.......
Jenna : 
Dying
Rei : 
Wait what!? Seriously guys?
Cassie : 
-jumps and throws a fist into the air-
Yesssssssssssssss!
Jenna : 
I can feel my IQ dropping into the negatives from this
conversation.........
Rei : 
-facepalms-